FLUFFY fingered farmers are pampering their dairy cows with massages and comfy mattresses to produce better tasting milk.
Some spoilt herds are being tucked up each night on three inches of soft rubber and sawdust while some are lucky enough to get a WATER bed.
And for a special treat, farmers are even installing special MASSAGE equipment into the sheds belonging to their Frisian friends.
And farmers say all the pampering gives the milk better TASTE.
The barmy sounding moo-ves are part of the ‘Caring Dairy’ initiative set up by ice-cream maker Ben and Jerry’s.
They believe paying special attention to animal welfare makes the cows “happier” and prolongs their normally short lives.
Happy
Dutch dairy farmer Nancy Vermeer whose 80 strong herd supplies milk to the ice-cream giant from her Wapse farm, in the east of the Netherlands, said: “The cows have to be happy. If they’re not, they won’t give milk.
“Our cows used to lie on concrete but now they have mattresses made of soft rubber with a covering of sawdust which they prefer.
“Water beds are available but these can be very expensive.
“If a person is unwell their breath can smell, so I personally think you can taste the difference in the milk of a happy cow.
"It tastes sweeter.”
Neighbouring farmer Robert Welhuis has a personal masseuse on hand for his herd in the form of a thick bristled brush which cost Euros 1500.
“I’ve had it about a year and the cows really like it,” he said.
“They like to give themselves a scratch behind the ear.
“It keeps their skin in good condition, they pass back and fourth along the brushes which is like a massage for them.”
And even the boss agrees the initiative is worthy of a PAT on the back.
Ben & Jerry's co-founder, Jerry Greenfield said: “Comfy cows are happy cows.”
August 28, 2008
Clinton's tears as wife backs Obama
BILL Clinton choked back tears as he watched wife Hillary finally surrender the Democratic Presidential ticket to Barack Obama.
The former American leader, 62, struggled with his emotions as he watched his hopes of a return to the White House die.
Wife Hillary formally threw her weight behind her rival for the top job in a passionate speech in Denver, Colorado.
And the 60-year-old ordered her 18 million supporters to back Senator Obama for the White House in the November 4 general election. In an emphatic endorsement of the man who ended her White House dream, she said: “Obama is my candidate and he must be our President.
“I ask all of you who worked so hard for me and contributed so much, to work as hard for Barack Obama in the next few months.”
Obama, 47, was finally nominated last night as the Democratic Party’s presidential candidate.
It came after former first lady Mrs Clinton called for the roll call of votes to be suspended after an hour and for Mr Obama to be nominated by acclamation.
She said she was acting “in the spirit of unity” and urged supporters to put aside any ill feeling towards Obama.
Polls have revealed that many Clinton fans — still smarting over her defeat and Obama’s choice of Joe Biden over Hillary as his running mate — had planned to plump for the Republican candidate John McCain.
Mrs Clinton, given a standing ovation as she took centre stage at the convention, delivered what political analysts called the “biggest speech” of her career.
She urged delegates to remember marines who have served their country, single mums, families living on the minimum wage and other struggling Americans.
She added: “We need Barack Obama and Joe Biden in the White House.”
And she also tore into 71-year-old challenger McCain. She fumed: “No way. No how. No McCain.”
Last night, Bill Clinton took his turn on the Denver stage to pledge his own support for Obama. He joked that he didn't like the challenge of following his wife's speech on Tuesday. But the last Democrat president soon got into his stride and provided a strong message of support for the Illinois senator's campaign.
He attacked George Bush's presidency, laying into the Republican record in the last eight years and said "America can do better than that. Barack Obama WILL do better than that."
More than 90,000 people will pack Denver’s Invesco Stadium to hear Obama’s keynote speech tonight on the 45th anniversary of Martin Luther King’s “I have a dream” address that ignited the US civil rights movement.
THREE men suspected of a race-hate plot to kill Barack Obama were so high on drugs they thought he was staying in their hotel.
Police sources said the “meth-heads”, arrested with sniper rifles and military gear, believed he had checked into their hotel, which costs £120 a night.
Cops now believe there was no credible threat and it was just “racist ranting”.
The former American leader, 62, struggled with his emotions as he watched his hopes of a return to the White House die.
Wife Hillary formally threw her weight behind her rival for the top job in a passionate speech in Denver, Colorado.
And the 60-year-old ordered her 18 million supporters to back Senator Obama for the White House in the November 4 general election. In an emphatic endorsement of the man who ended her White House dream, she said: “Obama is my candidate and he must be our President.
“I ask all of you who worked so hard for me and contributed so much, to work as hard for Barack Obama in the next few months.”
Obama, 47, was finally nominated last night as the Democratic Party’s presidential candidate.
It came after former first lady Mrs Clinton called for the roll call of votes to be suspended after an hour and for Mr Obama to be nominated by acclamation.
She said she was acting “in the spirit of unity” and urged supporters to put aside any ill feeling towards Obama.
Polls have revealed that many Clinton fans — still smarting over her defeat and Obama’s choice of Joe Biden over Hillary as his running mate — had planned to plump for the Republican candidate John McCain.
Mrs Clinton, given a standing ovation as she took centre stage at the convention, delivered what political analysts called the “biggest speech” of her career.
She urged delegates to remember marines who have served their country, single mums, families living on the minimum wage and other struggling Americans.
She added: “We need Barack Obama and Joe Biden in the White House.”
And she also tore into 71-year-old challenger McCain. She fumed: “No way. No how. No McCain.”
Last night, Bill Clinton took his turn on the Denver stage to pledge his own support for Obama. He joked that he didn't like the challenge of following his wife's speech on Tuesday. But the last Democrat president soon got into his stride and provided a strong message of support for the Illinois senator's campaign.
He attacked George Bush's presidency, laying into the Republican record in the last eight years and said "America can do better than that. Barack Obama WILL do better than that."
More than 90,000 people will pack Denver’s Invesco Stadium to hear Obama’s keynote speech tonight on the 45th anniversary of Martin Luther King’s “I have a dream” address that ignited the US civil rights movement.
THREE men suspected of a race-hate plot to kill Barack Obama were so high on drugs they thought he was staying in their hotel.
Police sources said the “meth-heads”, arrested with sniper rifles and military gear, believed he had checked into their hotel, which costs £120 a night.
Cops now believe there was no credible threat and it was just “racist ranting”.
We made it look like Hiroshima
APACHE helicopter gunship co-pilot Ed Macy has written the first account of the war in Afghanistan from the cockpit of the deadliest attack ’copter ever built.
Yesterday we told how he won the Military Cross in an incredible battlefield rescue.
In Day Two of our exclusive serialisation of his book, Apache, Ed describes a daring attack on the Taliban deep behind enemy lines.
Adapted by Defence Editor TOM NEWTON DUNN.
THE forward air controller gave us the cue we had been waiting for.
Behind me, Carl gave us speed and height.
Within seconds our two Apaches were neck and neck, climbing to attack height at max chat of 120knots an hour, our Hellfire missile-laden machines invisible against the desert’s black night sky.
I shifted forward in the gunner’s front seat and hunched over the PlayStation-style weapons grips, my index fingers over the two red triggers. Bring it on.
It was a phenomenal mission for us — the only deep raid in the Army Air Corps’ 50-year history.
We’d be on our own over enemy-held territory. If we were shot down, we were alone. That just added to the adrenalin rush.
The Marines had taken a pasting from the Taliban in the three months since they’d arrived in southern Afghanistan. We were going to give a bit back.
The target was a reception area in Helmand for all the Taliban new recruits that came in from Pakistan.
From there they were sent forward to attack British troops further north.
Sprawled across a canal bank, the complex consisted of three large rectangular buildings surrounded by huts.
It was a lynchpin on the Taliban’s main supply route — and we were going to cleave it in two.
The mission was controversial. We were hitting the place cold and firing the first shots, which we very seldom did.
Effectively it was a mass assassination of the 50 estimated Taliban middlemen and recruits inside.
An American bomber would open the show, dropping four 2,000lb bombs and six 500-pounders — an incredible five tonnes of explosives — all at once.
Then we would mop up.
It was made clear to us that no buildings were to be left standing and no people left alive.
We began our run-in on the target as the bombs fell.
Click below to see Apache unleash Hellfire missile.
The biggest explosion I had ever seen was played out in silence. We couldn’t hear a thing in our sound-proofed cockpits.
Trigger and Billy banked away from us.
Trigger opened up with his 30mm cannon, squeezing off two bursts of 20 rounds each.
The second was on target, throwing a sentry around like a rag doll until he slumped motionless.
We circled the complex and I scoured through the smoke and dust for any sign of movement.
The trees were stripped of their branches and star-shaped scorch marks covered the earth.
The living quarters on the southern edge of the target and a large L-shaped building had disappeared.
But a small outbuilding was still standing. I flicked the weapons select switch with my left thumb to missiles.
On my TV screen I lined up the crosshairs on to the apex of the building’s front wall and pulled the left trigger to let the Hellfire loose while steadily controlling the laser beam with my right thumb on a mini joystick to guide it all the way in.
Carl gave the usual running commentary. “Missile off the rail, it’s away, Ed. Missile climbing. Missile levelling off now . . .
Missile coming down . . . Good hit, mate.”
The building’s heavy walls collapsed, bringing the roof down with them.
A little guardhouse not far from it was still standing so I dropped that with another £80,000 Hellfire.
Fist
Trigger came on again, cool as a cucumber. “Leaker, running east. Engaging with cannon.” He was in his element.
The cannon round that hit the guy powered through his back and out of his chest, leaving a hole the size of a clenched fist.
He was the last man left on the site — it had been totally sanitised.
A spy plane spotted Taliban leakers running into a compound 150 yards east. We moved on to it.
I caught one of the runners out in a field, moved the crosshairs on to him and gave him a burst of 20. His running days were over.
Then three rapid Hellfires from me and three more from Trigger flattened all the compound’s six buildings.
The spy plane had another target for us 200 yards north.
I picked up a series of shapes on my infra-red camera.
Five men stood in a group against the compound wall. One had a rocket-propelled grenade.
A moped was on its stand in front of them. Thirty yards away a donkey flicked its tail. We needed to nail them before they got busy with the RPG. Carl pointed the nose directly at the target.
Our anti-personnel Flechette rockets were just the job.
Containing 80 five-inch tungsten darts that flew at 2,460mph, they created a huge vacuum behind them and destroyed everything within a 50 yard spread.
The darts were some piece of work. If one hit a man in the chest it would go straight through and suck out most of what was inside.
If one passed within four inches of a person the vacuum was powerful enough to tear flesh and muscle from bone. Four bright orange flashes erupted on alternate sides of the Apache, whipping past our windows, while four black dots closed in on the centre of the crosshairs on my TV screen.
On the way to their target the rocket cradles broke up and released the darts at near hypersonic speed.
Two seconds later 320 searing pinpricks blossomed across the north-east corner of the compound.
I fired another four rockets, then four more — just to make sure.
We flew over the compound. The moped was in pieces and the RPG launcher broken, its warhead still in place.
Where the five men had been there were blobs of white heat sources galore across the ground and spread over the back wall, but none in recognisable human shape.
Scanning left, I found a larger heat source still standing. The donkey had escaped unscathed but the five men had been shredded.
There were no more leakers, the place was finally silent.
I checked the clock, 4.54am. Between the two helicopters we’d put down 12 Hellfires, 12 rockets and 360 cannon rounds, an Apache record for one sortie. We’d been fighting solidly for 32 minutes. And we were almost out of combat gas.
Dawn was breaking. I looked out of my right-hand window as we passed back over the training complex.
It was only then that I realised the full extent of the devastation we’d caused.
It looked like the old pictures of Hiroshima. The earth was still smouldering, the wisps of battlefield smoke hung low in the chill morning air.
Delighted
The huts we’d Hellfired were mounds of darkened rubble. The 2,000 and 500 pounders had reduced everything else to powder.
Forty-eight hours later the full battle damage assessment for the mission came through.
It was better than anyone could have hoped. The strike was estimated to have killed up to 130 enemy, more than double the initial projection.
Three of their senior commanders were among the dead and intercepts from across the Pakistan border revealed urgent discussions among the Taliban leadership to restructure their southern command.
The enemy were s****ing themselves and they didn’t know where or how hard we’d hit them next . . . which was exactly what we wanted.
The generals in London were delighted with the raid.
Happiest of all, though, were the hundreds of young Marines of 3 Commando out defending the platoon houses and district centres across Helmand province.
For once we hadn’t acted in self-defence, but given the enemy a really good, hard offensive kick where it hurt — right in the Taliban’s b*******.
t.newtondunn
Yesterday we told how he won the Military Cross in an incredible battlefield rescue.
In Day Two of our exclusive serialisation of his book, Apache, Ed describes a daring attack on the Taliban deep behind enemy lines.
Adapted by Defence Editor TOM NEWTON DUNN.
THE forward air controller gave us the cue we had been waiting for.
Behind me, Carl gave us speed and height.
Within seconds our two Apaches were neck and neck, climbing to attack height at max chat of 120knots an hour, our Hellfire missile-laden machines invisible against the desert’s black night sky.
I shifted forward in the gunner’s front seat and hunched over the PlayStation-style weapons grips, my index fingers over the two red triggers. Bring it on.
It was a phenomenal mission for us — the only deep raid in the Army Air Corps’ 50-year history.
We’d be on our own over enemy-held territory. If we were shot down, we were alone. That just added to the adrenalin rush.
The Marines had taken a pasting from the Taliban in the three months since they’d arrived in southern Afghanistan. We were going to give a bit back.
The target was a reception area in Helmand for all the Taliban new recruits that came in from Pakistan.
From there they were sent forward to attack British troops further north.
Sprawled across a canal bank, the complex consisted of three large rectangular buildings surrounded by huts.
It was a lynchpin on the Taliban’s main supply route — and we were going to cleave it in two.
The mission was controversial. We were hitting the place cold and firing the first shots, which we very seldom did.
Effectively it was a mass assassination of the 50 estimated Taliban middlemen and recruits inside.
An American bomber would open the show, dropping four 2,000lb bombs and six 500-pounders — an incredible five tonnes of explosives — all at once.
Then we would mop up.
It was made clear to us that no buildings were to be left standing and no people left alive.
We began our run-in on the target as the bombs fell.
Click below to see Apache unleash Hellfire missile.
The biggest explosion I had ever seen was played out in silence. We couldn’t hear a thing in our sound-proofed cockpits.
Trigger and Billy banked away from us.
Trigger opened up with his 30mm cannon, squeezing off two bursts of 20 rounds each.
The second was on target, throwing a sentry around like a rag doll until he slumped motionless.
We circled the complex and I scoured through the smoke and dust for any sign of movement.
The trees were stripped of their branches and star-shaped scorch marks covered the earth.
The living quarters on the southern edge of the target and a large L-shaped building had disappeared.
But a small outbuilding was still standing. I flicked the weapons select switch with my left thumb to missiles.
On my TV screen I lined up the crosshairs on to the apex of the building’s front wall and pulled the left trigger to let the Hellfire loose while steadily controlling the laser beam with my right thumb on a mini joystick to guide it all the way in.
Carl gave the usual running commentary. “Missile off the rail, it’s away, Ed. Missile climbing. Missile levelling off now . . .
Missile coming down . . . Good hit, mate.”
The building’s heavy walls collapsed, bringing the roof down with them.
A little guardhouse not far from it was still standing so I dropped that with another £80,000 Hellfire.
Fist
Trigger came on again, cool as a cucumber. “Leaker, running east. Engaging with cannon.” He was in his element.
The cannon round that hit the guy powered through his back and out of his chest, leaving a hole the size of a clenched fist.
He was the last man left on the site — it had been totally sanitised.
A spy plane spotted Taliban leakers running into a compound 150 yards east. We moved on to it.
I caught one of the runners out in a field, moved the crosshairs on to him and gave him a burst of 20. His running days were over.
Then three rapid Hellfires from me and three more from Trigger flattened all the compound’s six buildings.
The spy plane had another target for us 200 yards north.
I picked up a series of shapes on my infra-red camera.
Five men stood in a group against the compound wall. One had a rocket-propelled grenade.
A moped was on its stand in front of them. Thirty yards away a donkey flicked its tail. We needed to nail them before they got busy with the RPG. Carl pointed the nose directly at the target.
Our anti-personnel Flechette rockets were just the job.
Containing 80 five-inch tungsten darts that flew at 2,460mph, they created a huge vacuum behind them and destroyed everything within a 50 yard spread.
The darts were some piece of work. If one hit a man in the chest it would go straight through and suck out most of what was inside.
If one passed within four inches of a person the vacuum was powerful enough to tear flesh and muscle from bone. Four bright orange flashes erupted on alternate sides of the Apache, whipping past our windows, while four black dots closed in on the centre of the crosshairs on my TV screen.
On the way to their target the rocket cradles broke up and released the darts at near hypersonic speed.
Two seconds later 320 searing pinpricks blossomed across the north-east corner of the compound.
I fired another four rockets, then four more — just to make sure.
We flew over the compound. The moped was in pieces and the RPG launcher broken, its warhead still in place.
Where the five men had been there were blobs of white heat sources galore across the ground and spread over the back wall, but none in recognisable human shape.
Scanning left, I found a larger heat source still standing. The donkey had escaped unscathed but the five men had been shredded.
There were no more leakers, the place was finally silent.
I checked the clock, 4.54am. Between the two helicopters we’d put down 12 Hellfires, 12 rockets and 360 cannon rounds, an Apache record for one sortie. We’d been fighting solidly for 32 minutes. And we were almost out of combat gas.
Dawn was breaking. I looked out of my right-hand window as we passed back over the training complex.
It was only then that I realised the full extent of the devastation we’d caused.
It looked like the old pictures of Hiroshima. The earth was still smouldering, the wisps of battlefield smoke hung low in the chill morning air.
Delighted
The huts we’d Hellfired were mounds of darkened rubble. The 2,000 and 500 pounders had reduced everything else to powder.
Forty-eight hours later the full battle damage assessment for the mission came through.
It was better than anyone could have hoped. The strike was estimated to have killed up to 130 enemy, more than double the initial projection.
Three of their senior commanders were among the dead and intercepts from across the Pakistan border revealed urgent discussions among the Taliban leadership to restructure their southern command.
The enemy were s****ing themselves and they didn’t know where or how hard we’d hit them next . . . which was exactly what we wanted.
The generals in London were delighted with the raid.
Happiest of all, though, were the hundreds of young Marines of 3 Commando out defending the platoon houses and district centres across Helmand province.
For once we hadn’t acted in self-defence, but given the enemy a really good, hard offensive kick where it hurt — right in the Taliban’s b*******.
t.newtondunn
Liverpool in £300m stadium setback
FEARS were growing last night that the building of Liverpool FC’s new football stadium will be put on hold for 12 months because of the credit crunch.
Work on the proposed £300million project on Stanley Park — just 300 yards from the club’s Anfield home — was due to begin early next month. It was set to open in 2011.
But the financial climate has hit the club — captained by England’s Steven Gerrard — and its American owners, Tom Hicks and George Gillett.
The new venue — a 60,000 all-seater stadium with plans to increase it to 73,000 — got the green light when full planning permission was granted in June.
Initial preparatory work got under way. But fans at their first home game of the season last week were surprised to see no obvious signs the serious building was about to begin.
A section of Stanley Park — used as a car park for fans — has been cordoned off yet remains untouched.
The cost of initial stages of construction is £60million, which was included in the package when the Americans bought the club for £350million 18 months ago.
If they had to borrow again, the credit situation means banks will almost certainly expect them to put up at least a third deposit of the construction costs.
Both Yanks — especially Hicks — have also endured a rough time from fans, since they admitted approaching Jurgen Klinsmann to replace Rafa Benitez as manager last season.
Reds chief executive Rick Parry said: “I have heard whispers but you will need to ask the owners.”
Work on the proposed £300million project on Stanley Park — just 300 yards from the club’s Anfield home — was due to begin early next month. It was set to open in 2011.
But the financial climate has hit the club — captained by England’s Steven Gerrard — and its American owners, Tom Hicks and George Gillett.
The new venue — a 60,000 all-seater stadium with plans to increase it to 73,000 — got the green light when full planning permission was granted in June.
Initial preparatory work got under way. But fans at their first home game of the season last week were surprised to see no obvious signs the serious building was about to begin.
A section of Stanley Park — used as a car park for fans — has been cordoned off yet remains untouched.
The cost of initial stages of construction is £60million, which was included in the package when the Americans bought the club for £350million 18 months ago.
If they had to borrow again, the credit situation means banks will almost certainly expect them to put up at least a third deposit of the construction costs.
Both Yanks — especially Hicks — have also endured a rough time from fans, since they admitted approaching Jurgen Klinsmann to replace Rafa Benitez as manager last season.
Reds chief executive Rick Parry said: “I have heard whispers but you will need to ask the owners.”
Channon hurt as pal dies in crash
FORMER England soccer star Mick Channon was in hospital last night after a motorway smash which killed one of his best pals.
Mick — now a top racehorse trainer — was airlifted to hospital suffering from broken ribs, a punctured lung, a broken arm and a fractured jaw.
He was a passenger in a silver Mercedes which careered off the M1 and smashed into a concrete pillar. His 15-year-old son Jack was also hurt and driver Tim Corby, a racing agent, died.
Mick’s elder son Michael, 33, said his father had a “tough old night” in the intensive care unit at Queen’s Medical Centre in Nottingham.
Video producer Michael added: “We have been out of our wits worrying about our own family. But as for the Corbys, our hearts really go out to them.
“Tim was a friend of Mick’s for over 30 years. Mick is absolutely devastated.”
He said Mr Corby left wife Sheila and daughter Adriana, and went on: “Mick’s heart goes out to them.”
Mick, 59, and Jack were returning with Tim, 63, to their West Ilsley stables in Berkshire after attending a horse sale in Doncaster, South Yorks, when they crashed near Kegworth, Leics.
As he waited for surgery to pin bones and wire his jaw, his horse Woolston Ferry won yesterday’s 4.50 at Lingfield.
In 1976 Mick helped second-tier Southampton sensationally beat Manchester United 1-0 in the FA Cup Final. He scored 229 goals for the south coast side and played 46 times for England.
Sue Harding, spokesman for his stables, said: “Mick and Jack are both more or less the same. Jack has a punctured lung. He won’t be coming out for a while.”
She said Mick’s wife Jill Channon had rushed to hospital to be with the pair.
Trainer Brendan Powell said: “Tim was a lovely guy. His knowledge of bloodlines and the business was brilliant. There was nobody better.”
Mick — now a top racehorse trainer — was airlifted to hospital suffering from broken ribs, a punctured lung, a broken arm and a fractured jaw.
He was a passenger in a silver Mercedes which careered off the M1 and smashed into a concrete pillar. His 15-year-old son Jack was also hurt and driver Tim Corby, a racing agent, died.
Mick’s elder son Michael, 33, said his father had a “tough old night” in the intensive care unit at Queen’s Medical Centre in Nottingham.
Video producer Michael added: “We have been out of our wits worrying about our own family. But as for the Corbys, our hearts really go out to them.
“Tim was a friend of Mick’s for over 30 years. Mick is absolutely devastated.”
He said Mr Corby left wife Sheila and daughter Adriana, and went on: “Mick’s heart goes out to them.”
Mick, 59, and Jack were returning with Tim, 63, to their West Ilsley stables in Berkshire after attending a horse sale in Doncaster, South Yorks, when they crashed near Kegworth, Leics.
As he waited for surgery to pin bones and wire his jaw, his horse Woolston Ferry won yesterday’s 4.50 at Lingfield.
In 1976 Mick helped second-tier Southampton sensationally beat Manchester United 1-0 in the FA Cup Final. He scored 229 goals for the south coast side and played 46 times for England.
Sue Harding, spokesman for his stables, said: “Mick and Jack are both more or less the same. Jack has a punctured lung. He won’t be coming out for a while.”
She said Mick’s wife Jill Channon had rushed to hospital to be with the pair.
Trainer Brendan Powell said: “Tim was a lovely guy. His knowledge of bloodlines and the business was brilliant. There was nobody better.”
Is going topless the breast?
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Durham lass Leamariew is a model student on the subject: "My boyfriend took time off work to take me all over for shoots.
"I was more proud of having him beside me pushing me to do my dream than anything else.
"I wouldn't have got where I was if it wasn't for him."
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100 illegals in Brit rape quiz
HUNDRED men hoping to sneak into the UK as illegal immigrants were being quizzed last night after a British journalism student was gang-raped in France.
The girl was savagely attacked while investigating a notorious shanty town called The Jungle, set up on the outskirts of the Channel port of Calais.
She had been taking photographs and conducting interviews at the slum camp in wooded sand dunes and was assaulted after being invited into one of many makeshift huts.
No one attempted to help, despite her shouts and screams.
Hunted
At least six men are being hunted by French cops.
The sickening attack on the 31-year-old London-based student happened on Tuesday night.
According to a police source her attackers were men who had agreed to talk to her.
She had travelled to France to highlight problems of illegal immigration as part of a college project.
Hundreds of men desperate to reach Britain are living rough in squalor on the French coast.
A local police spokesman said: “She appeared to be working alone, which was clearly a very dangerous thing to do.
“We fear the men she was reporting on attacked her in the wood where they were staying.”
The Boulogne-sur-Mer prosecutor’s office said: “There are refugee huts in the wood. She was taking a photograph of a group of migrants when one of them asked her to look at something else.
"She followed him inside one of the cabins, and that’s where it happened.”
Locals in Calais described seeing the petite brunette earlier on Tuesday, taking her own photographs and working alone.
Father Jean-Pierre Boutoille, of the refugee charity C’Sur, said: “There are lots of journalists, including students, who come here to get to the heart of what’s going on, to write reports and produce films.
“When reporters contact us, we always ask to accompany them. We know the refugees as we see them every day.
“We would never allow a young female in this wood, especially not at night. On Tuesday we did not receive any requests for assistance, and nor did any other charities.”
It appeared last night that one man actually raped the girl. But others may face charges of aiding him, or failing to help the victim.
An 18-year-old Afghani called Jalil told The Sun: “The police have been here and taken a lot of people away.
“They said six men attacked a girl from England.”
Some men being quizzed by French detectives had tried to board ferries and trains to England yesterday.
Detectives took the victim, who cannot be named for legal reasons, to a charity soup kitchen in the centre of Calais in the hope she might recognise her attackers there.
She sat in the back of a police car for more than an hour as hundreds of migrants, mainly from Afghanistan and Iraq, collected free meals.
But a source close to the investigation, said: “It is a very difficult and delicate situation.
“Police understand that the victim has been through the most horrendous ordeal. But they have to work fast if they are to catch the culprits.
“The attackers don’t have any reason to hang around — they could go anywhere.”
The Canadian-born victim was still with police last night and has postponed her return to Britain.
Ordeal
The British consul general in Lille confirmed that the woman was a student at a London journalism school.
It is estimated that around 1,000 people live rough in a disused industrial zone a short walk from Calais ferry port.
The fly-infested camps house young men waiting for a chance to cross the Channel in the back of a lorry or sneak on to a ferry.
They are supported by local charities, since a newly-elected council in Calais refused to provide them with permanent accommodation.
The town became a magnet for immigrants in the late 1990s, following the opening of the controversial Sangatte refugee centre, now closed.
In 2005 a gang of would-be immigrants was implicated in the rape of a resident of Oye-Plage, near Calais.
The girl was savagely attacked while investigating a notorious shanty town called The Jungle, set up on the outskirts of the Channel port of Calais.
She had been taking photographs and conducting interviews at the slum camp in wooded sand dunes and was assaulted after being invited into one of many makeshift huts.
No one attempted to help, despite her shouts and screams.
Hunted
At least six men are being hunted by French cops.
The sickening attack on the 31-year-old London-based student happened on Tuesday night.
According to a police source her attackers were men who had agreed to talk to her.
She had travelled to France to highlight problems of illegal immigration as part of a college project.
Hundreds of men desperate to reach Britain are living rough in squalor on the French coast.
A local police spokesman said: “She appeared to be working alone, which was clearly a very dangerous thing to do.
“We fear the men she was reporting on attacked her in the wood where they were staying.”
The Boulogne-sur-Mer prosecutor’s office said: “There are refugee huts in the wood. She was taking a photograph of a group of migrants when one of them asked her to look at something else.
"She followed him inside one of the cabins, and that’s where it happened.”
Locals in Calais described seeing the petite brunette earlier on Tuesday, taking her own photographs and working alone.
Father Jean-Pierre Boutoille, of the refugee charity C’Sur, said: “There are lots of journalists, including students, who come here to get to the heart of what’s going on, to write reports and produce films.
“When reporters contact us, we always ask to accompany them. We know the refugees as we see them every day.
“We would never allow a young female in this wood, especially not at night. On Tuesday we did not receive any requests for assistance, and nor did any other charities.”
It appeared last night that one man actually raped the girl. But others may face charges of aiding him, or failing to help the victim.
An 18-year-old Afghani called Jalil told The Sun: “The police have been here and taken a lot of people away.
“They said six men attacked a girl from England.”
Some men being quizzed by French detectives had tried to board ferries and trains to England yesterday.
Detectives took the victim, who cannot be named for legal reasons, to a charity soup kitchen in the centre of Calais in the hope she might recognise her attackers there.
She sat in the back of a police car for more than an hour as hundreds of migrants, mainly from Afghanistan and Iraq, collected free meals.
But a source close to the investigation, said: “It is a very difficult and delicate situation.
“Police understand that the victim has been through the most horrendous ordeal. But they have to work fast if they are to catch the culprits.
“The attackers don’t have any reason to hang around — they could go anywhere.”
The Canadian-born victim was still with police last night and has postponed her return to Britain.
Ordeal
The British consul general in Lille confirmed that the woman was a student at a London journalism school.
It is estimated that around 1,000 people live rough in a disused industrial zone a short walk from Calais ferry port.
The fly-infested camps house young men waiting for a chance to cross the Channel in the back of a lorry or sneak on to a ferry.
They are supported by local charities, since a newly-elected council in Calais refused to provide them with permanent accommodation.
The town became a magnet for immigrants in the late 1990s, following the opening of the controversial Sangatte refugee centre, now closed.
In 2005 a gang of would-be immigrants was implicated in the rape of a resident of Oye-Plage, near Calais.
BA bans two from cokepit
A PILOT and cabin crew boss were banned from a British Airways flight after being accused of taking drugs.
The two were taken off duty after a member of the public claimed he saw them using cocaine and cannabis at a party.
The complaint on the morning of a flight from Heathrow to Nigeria led to the entire crew being stood down and a replacement BA team being assigned to fly the plane.
Security
The informant also claimed to have photographs of the alleged drug-taking at the party — 48 hours before the flight was due to leave — and BA ordered a massive security probe.
The pilot was given an intensive series of tests but 24 hours later was found to be totally clear of illegal substances.
The cabin crew director refused to be tested and resigned.
A source said the claims against the pilot, who had an unblemished record, were “totally malicious”. No photos were ever produced.
The source added: “We had no alternative but to stand the pilot down because we did not have time to process the results of the tests before take-off. But he was completely clear.”
The two were taken off duty after a member of the public claimed he saw them using cocaine and cannabis at a party.
The complaint on the morning of a flight from Heathrow to Nigeria led to the entire crew being stood down and a replacement BA team being assigned to fly the plane.
Security
The informant also claimed to have photographs of the alleged drug-taking at the party — 48 hours before the flight was due to leave — and BA ordered a massive security probe.
The pilot was given an intensive series of tests but 24 hours later was found to be totally clear of illegal substances.
The cabin crew director refused to be tested and resigned.
A source said the claims against the pilot, who had an unblemished record, were “totally malicious”. No photos were ever produced.
The source added: “We had no alternative but to stand the pilot down because we did not have time to process the results of the tests before take-off. But he was completely clear.”
18 drug sailors held on warship
EIGHTEEN crewmen on a Royal Navy warship have tested positive for class A drugs.
The bust, the biggest in Navy history, is believed to have been for cocaine.
It took place on HMS Liverpool — which has been guarding the Falkland Islands — after crew had a “run ashore” during a break in Brazil.
The 18 are expected to be removed from the ship, flown back to Britain and kicked out of the Navy. The bust has horrified top brass.
A senior Royal Navy source said: “The worst aspect of this scandal is that HMS Liverpool is supposed to be guarding the Falkland Islands and such a large drugs bust hardly does wonders “The idea of a coked-up rating on board a warship with access to such powerful weapons does not bear thinking about. This is a total embarrassment for the senior service.”
The Type 42 destroyer is nearing the end of a six-month deployment in the South Atlantic.
Test
A compulsory drugs test was ordered after the crew — which totals 240 — had a “run ashore” on a break in the port of Santos, Brazil.
It is expected that the 18 ratings will be replaced — by other personnel who will be flown out at huge cost to taxpayers.
Ironically HMS Liverpool, armed with guided missiles and a 4.5inch gun, has seized drugs worth millions of pounds on patrols in the Caribbean.
Last night a senior Navy officer said: “Notwithstanding the numbers involved in this single unprecedented incident, which is being treated very seriously, it hasn’t affected the ship’s ability to do its job.” The Navy has kept a presence in the South Atlantic since the Falklands War in 1982 when 247 British servicemen died winning back the islands from invading Argentines.
The bust comes after five soldiers from the King’s Troop, Royal Horse Artillery got the boot for taking cocaine — and eight from the 2nd Battalion Royal Regiment of Fusiliers tested positive for cannabis and coke.
Mike Critchley of Warship World magazine said: “The opportunity for a run ashore in Brazil would be a great treat. Someone doubtlessly offered crew members drugs and they fell to temptation.”
The Ministry of Defence said: “Action is being taken against the individuals involved. We will continue to root out the few bad apples that let the rest down.”
The bust, the biggest in Navy history, is believed to have been for cocaine.
It took place on HMS Liverpool — which has been guarding the Falkland Islands — after crew had a “run ashore” during a break in Brazil.
The 18 are expected to be removed from the ship, flown back to Britain and kicked out of the Navy. The bust has horrified top brass.
A senior Royal Navy source said: “The worst aspect of this scandal is that HMS Liverpool is supposed to be guarding the Falkland Islands and such a large drugs bust hardly does wonders “The idea of a coked-up rating on board a warship with access to such powerful weapons does not bear thinking about. This is a total embarrassment for the senior service.”
The Type 42 destroyer is nearing the end of a six-month deployment in the South Atlantic.
Test
A compulsory drugs test was ordered after the crew — which totals 240 — had a “run ashore” on a break in the port of Santos, Brazil.
It is expected that the 18 ratings will be replaced — by other personnel who will be flown out at huge cost to taxpayers.
Ironically HMS Liverpool, armed with guided missiles and a 4.5inch gun, has seized drugs worth millions of pounds on patrols in the Caribbean.
Last night a senior Navy officer said: “Notwithstanding the numbers involved in this single unprecedented incident, which is being treated very seriously, it hasn’t affected the ship’s ability to do its job.” The Navy has kept a presence in the South Atlantic since the Falklands War in 1982 when 247 British servicemen died winning back the islands from invading Argentines.
The bust comes after five soldiers from the King’s Troop, Royal Horse Artillery got the boot for taking cocaine — and eight from the 2nd Battalion Royal Regiment of Fusiliers tested positive for cannabis and coke.
Mike Critchley of Warship World magazine said: “The opportunity for a run ashore in Brazil would be a great treat. Someone doubtlessly offered crew members drugs and they fell to temptation.”
The Ministry of Defence said: “Action is being taken against the individuals involved. We will continue to root out the few bad apples that let the rest down.”
Davina: Most BB romances fake
BIG Brother romances are mostly PHONEY, show host Davina McCall has sensationally admitted
The presenter spoke out after the slanging match between Jen and her family about the housemate’s apparently fake love for Dale.
Davina, 40, said: “I’ve definitely thought that some BB relationships were formed just for the publicity.
“The cynic in me could think, ‘Oh look, they’re in all the magazines now together’.”
But amazingly she reckons the tacky romance of 21-year-olds busty Bex and nerd Luke WAS real — despite their “marriage” in Las Vegas proving to be just a publicity stunt.
She said: “I kind of love Bex and Luke, because they would never look at each other and think, ‘We’re going to get together just for that reason’.
“It was almost as if it was against their will that they liked each other.
“But with other couples, and I’m not going to single anybody out, if you’ve got your cynical hat on, you could think, ‘Well, they’re going to make a lot of money out of being in that magazine’. But you know what? I don’t care. I still love reading it.
“Even if they just go on two holidays together, because that’ll be my reading for a couple of weeks — cheers!”
Davina’s comments — made in today’s Heat magazine — come as Jen, 22, and Dale, 21, spent another afternoon posing for the cameras ... sorry, enjoying each other’s company
The duo spent yesterday splashing around on holiday in Spain, as intrigued onlookers were treated to plenty of flirting and posing from the “lovebirds”.
One said: “It was difficult to say whether it was all genuine as one minute they were all over each other and the next they were sitting in silence.
“But on the surface they looked like quite a cute couple. They’ve both got great bodies.”
We revealed last week how Jen’s family had been arguing over whether the relationship was real.
Her estranged husband David is convinced she still loves him and is with Dale to make cash.
But her dad Gary Smith insisted the romance was genuine.
The presenter spoke out after the slanging match between Jen and her family about the housemate’s apparently fake love for Dale.
Davina, 40, said: “I’ve definitely thought that some BB relationships were formed just for the publicity.
“The cynic in me could think, ‘Oh look, they’re in all the magazines now together’.”
But amazingly she reckons the tacky romance of 21-year-olds busty Bex and nerd Luke WAS real — despite their “marriage” in Las Vegas proving to be just a publicity stunt.
She said: “I kind of love Bex and Luke, because they would never look at each other and think, ‘We’re going to get together just for that reason’.
“It was almost as if it was against their will that they liked each other.
“But with other couples, and I’m not going to single anybody out, if you’ve got your cynical hat on, you could think, ‘Well, they’re going to make a lot of money out of being in that magazine’. But you know what? I don’t care. I still love reading it.
“Even if they just go on two holidays together, because that’ll be my reading for a couple of weeks — cheers!”
Davina’s comments — made in today’s Heat magazine — come as Jen, 22, and Dale, 21, spent another afternoon posing for the cameras ... sorry, enjoying each other’s company
The duo spent yesterday splashing around on holiday in Spain, as intrigued onlookers were treated to plenty of flirting and posing from the “lovebirds”.
One said: “It was difficult to say whether it was all genuine as one minute they were all over each other and the next they were sitting in silence.
“But on the surface they looked like quite a cute couple. They’ve both got great bodies.”
We revealed last week how Jen’s family had been arguing over whether the relationship was real.
Her estranged husband David is convinced she still loves him and is with Dale to make cash.
But her dad Gary Smith insisted the romance was genuine.
The Funeral Service
A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.
At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for ten more years, and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the blessed wall!'''
At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for ten more years, and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.
As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the blessed wall!'''
August 13, 2008
Grandpa will pay
Grandpa will payWalking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?""Only one kiss per yard, " replied the smirking male clerk."That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten yards."With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her."Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled
50/50 Marriage
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonalds. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefuly divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat watching, with her hands folded in her lap. The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs. The old gentleman said, "Oh no. We've been married 50 years, and every thing has always been and will always be shared, 50/50." The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, " not yet. It's his turn with the teeth."
Email Mixup
Email Mixup
A businessman from Wisconsin went on a business trip to Louisiana. Upon arrival, he immediately plugged his laptop into the hotel room port and sent a short E-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer Johnson, at her address, JennJohn@world.net.Unfortunately, in his haste, he mistyped a letter and the E-mail ended up going to JeanJohn@world.net, a Jean Johnson in Duluth, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away and was buried that day. The preacher's wife took one look at the E-mail and promptly fainted.It read, "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here!"
A businessman from Wisconsin went on a business trip to Louisiana. Upon arrival, he immediately plugged his laptop into the hotel room port and sent a short E-mail back home to his wife, Jennifer Johnson, at her address, JennJohn@world.net.Unfortunately, in his haste, he mistyped a letter and the E-mail ended up going to JeanJohn@world.net, a Jean Johnson in Duluth, the wife of a preacher who had just passed away and was buried that day. The preacher's wife took one look at the E-mail and promptly fainted.It read, "Arrived safely, but it sure is hot down here!"
A Love Story
At a cocktail party, the hostess overheard the conversation of a handsome gentleman and his friend. "Oh, I really love her. I adore her," said the handsome gentleman. "I would love her too, if she were mine." agreed his friend. "I love the way she walks, and the way she moves, and her eyes are a beautiful brown color." "You're very lucky," said his friend. "And do you know what I like the best?" asked the gentleman. "I love the way she kisses my ear." "Sir," the hostess said, "I couldn't help listening to your lovely words. In this day of divorce, I respect a man who loves his wife so much!" "My wife?!" said the gentleman, very surprised. "I was talking about my champion racehorse!
The new driver
The new driverA policeman pulls over a car with a new driver.... Policeman: "Ok Miss, this is a 55 MPH freeway -- why were you driving so slow?" Driver: "Officer, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 55." Policeman: "Are you a new driver?" Driver: "Yes, I just got my driver's license last week." Policeman: "Well, Miss, that's not the speed limit, that's the name of the freeway that you're on! You are driving on the 22 freeway!" Driver: "Oh! Silly me! Thank you for letting me know. I'll be more careful." Then the policeman looks in the back seat, and he sees that the new driver's friends are shaking and crying! Policeman: "One more thing, Miss... what's wrong with your friends back there? They're shaking really bad, and they are crying!" Driver: "Oh, it's nothing serious, we just turned off of Highway 125."
The Florist's Mistake
The Florist's MistakeA man opened a new store, so his friends sent him a beautiful vase of flowers to congratulate him. But when he opened the card that came with the flowers, he was very surprised to see that the card expressed "Deepest Sympathy." While he was trying to understand the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist calling him to apologize for sending the wrong card. "Oh, it's all right." said the storekeeper. "I'm a businessman and I understand how mistakes can happen." "But," added the florist, "I accidentally sent your card to a funeral!" "Well, what did the card say?" ask the storekeeper. It said, "Congratulations on your new location!"
The Funeral Service
The Funeral ServiceA funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.At the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.She lives for ten more years, and then dies. A ceremony is again held at the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.As they are walking, the husband cries out, "Watch out for the blessed wall!'''
"Why are men and women so different?"
"Why are men and women so different?"A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. A woman marries a man expecting that he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
Checking up
Checking upA boy walked into a drug store and asked permission to use the telephone. Then the following conversation took place: "Is that you, Mr Jones?""Yes," seemed to be the answer."Well, Mr Jones, I saw your advertisement in the morning paper the other day, and you wanted a boy. Did you get one?""Yes," seemed to be the answer again."Well, Mr Jones, are you satisfied with him?"The answer appeared still to be affirmative."Well, Mr Jones, if you are not satisfied, please call me at Main 54."The boy turned and wanted to go out, when the druggist, who had overheard, remarked, "You probably wanted to get the job, didn't you?""Oh, no, sir," answered the boy, "I'm the boy, who is already working down there. I just wanted to know whether they are satisfied with me."
A careless answer
A careless answerOur new assistant, Christy 16, was in her first office job. Co-workers were giving her basic instruction as the boss stepped out of his office and the telephone rang. Christy answered professionally, but then birst out with: "He's in the toilet now.""Oh, no," one employee whispered to her, "Say he's with a customer.""He is in the toilet with a custmer," Christy told the caller.
Whisper
A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. From now on when you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to whisper'."The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his Father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have to whisper." The Father looked at him and said, "Okay, why don't you whisper in my ear."
Absent-minded
My uncle is so absent-minded. The other day he went home early and knew there was something he wanted to do, but could not remember, what it was. He sat till twelve trying to remember. Then he remembered. He wanted to go to bed early!Sender: Pham Thuy Linh
My wife
'My wife means to lose weight. That's why she rides horseback all the time.''And what's the result?''The horse lost ten pounds last week.'
A small change
The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and remarked, "Since we're the best of friends, doc, I wouldn't want to insult you by offering payment. But, you'll be pleased to know that I've mentioned you in my will.""That's very kind of you," replied the doctor. After some quick thought, the doctor added, "May I see that prescription I just gave you?""Sure, but why?" asked the patient.The doctor replied, "I'd like to make a small change..."
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